Watch Out, Allentown!: the Moon Hungers

On May 8th, 2018 the moon will summon a lucky 20 individuals back into its silky halls. It is already too late.

Here’s a tip from this veteran reject: don’t be too hard on yourself if the sky-sphere doesn’t choose you! If you can see through your torrents of tears at the prospect of a life forsaken, the view is absolutely primo.

We plugged these conditions into our proprietary model and here’s what to expect:

  • Tendrils up to ~200% visibility from baseline
  • Especially gray tinge
  • Craters appear smaller
  • Waves of bitter, stinging remorse in more attuned onlookers
  • Either some clouds or no clouds

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